The Geek Hideout

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Happy Thanksgiving. Want some braaiiiiinnnssss

Wimbledon

When the sun is just right at Wimbledon. you get peenees

Hey Diddle Diddle,
My penis is little
and shrivelled
and shrunk like a prune.
But if you will squeeze it
And tease it, and please it,
It’ll blow up just like A balloon.

“

—	(I couldn’t resist posting this dirty ditty LOL)

pewchunpew:

hellolilith:

rosathisisurgent:

I need this

I think there is one of these in my sock drawer ;(

he he

No crapping on the mushrooms.

Alarm goes off, blocks fly out. You need to put shapes in correct holes to stop alarm.

Hamburgers can jump

‘Stapling and Me’ report ROFL

Stupid Teenage Ninja Porcupines? WTF